The game is set in Japan, so that is why everyone is Japanese, and that is the end of it Sure, the main character is still an Asian guy with the name Lo Wang but that is the beginning and end of it. The first Shadow Warrior was known for jokes, violence and racism thankfully only two of those three are retained for this reboot. The Gags, Easter Eggs, One-Liners, and Homages to the Original Game. Here, take a look (highest on top / lowest on bottom: On with the show: I hit “start new game,” seems like there are options to unlock hardcore modes (for multiple play-throughs), I pick “normal” difficulty because I need to be zippy with this, watch a still frame animated sequence like the opening to Kung Fu Panda, and …. I’m doing this off the GOG version because fu … fooy on DRM, but the two are identical outside of one doesn’t require a 3rd-party game launcher. So far Shadow Warrior has only been released for the PC through GOG & Steam however I’m not going to call it a PC exclusive as something this well-done will eventually end up on console too. Thankfully this is a PC focused release and it has all the options one would expect of a proper PC game. It’s mandatory for admission to the cult of PC game they get ’em first, but we get ’em best (providing that it isn’t some castrated port, with “High / Low” being the only options). Okay, game loads up, makes me create a profile, and I am off to ritually tinker with the options menu. I have to admit that I am not exactly going in cold turkey, as I have seen some “Let’s Play” footage of the game as such I am going to make a call right now (as the game installs): This thing is going to be less like its namesake and more of a mix between Bulletstorm & Dark Messiah. This should be goooood but if I don’t get to play with sticky bombs like the first one, I am going to punch someone in the di … di … di … doorbell! So we have got an action game that was considered low-class in the same year that saw the release of Postal, being remade by a developer with a history of awarding bonus points for impalements, and published by the same guys who shipped Hotline Miami. Flying Wild Hog may not be a household name, with Hard Reset being the only game to their name, but the developers that work there were the hands (and other anatomical components) behind both the Painkiller series and Epic’s Bulletstorm. The original 1997 Shadow Warrior (by 3D Realms) was a doozy the protagonist was an Asian version of Duke Nukem by the name of “Lo Wang,” and that should give you an idea of how “Low Class” the game was. Considering that (A) it usually takes me an entire week to to proofread, (B) I could give Denis Leary a run for his money, and (C) I have a head cold … this final result should be interesting. I have two personal objectives with this list: to write it in one weekend, and to write it using no obscenities. Seeing as how I have a little bit of time right now while it downloads, I may as well get a few things out of the way while I wait. OK, my Haikus suck and the game in question is Flying Wild Hog’s Shadow Warrior reboot.
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